"I can't believe my eyes! This video of a platypus breakdancing to 80s pop music in a disco ball-lit swamp is the epitome of coolness. The way it spun on its bill has forever changed my perception of dance moves. My pet avocado attempted to breakdance after watching this, but let's just say the salsa didn't quite suit its mushy moves. Did you know that the average person walks the equivalent of five times around the world in their lifetime?"